Host: Matt Haze Kaftor ~ $5 b4 7pm, $10 after ~ 6:00pm - 10:30pm
Oy gevalt it's the 7th Annual... IT'S A JEWISH CHRISTMAS, SAN FRANCISCO!
Heeb or not, you are cordially invited to spend the holidays in the company of the "chosen" people...chosen to be alienated and bored stiff when everything is closed on Christmas, that is!
Except this year, we're doing something about it...come down to the Make-Out Room on Monday, December 25th to: The Seventh Annual... IT'S A JEWISH CHRISTMAS, SAN FRANCISCO!
*SPEND some quality time with your sweet bubbe hostess for the evening, REGINA PICKEL (aka Edna Mira Raia of POTATOES MASHED COMEDY)!
*GASP at the tuchuses and polkes as heeb and goyish alike get down in our STRIP DREIDEL GAME, co-hosted by Regina Pickel and Grandma Pearl!
*MARVEL at our Hanukkah bush, flown in from the guiltiest reaches of Poland, with crappy gifts afoot for everyone!
*STARE at our cartoon film program for the evening - RUGRATS: HANUKKAH SPECIAL & AN AMERICAN TAIL!
*DROOL at the fine assortment of Chinese edibles prepared - of the pork and non-pork varieties (veggie options) FREE with admission!
*SHAKE a tailfeather to the sounds of the Bay Area's Foremost Tupperware Purveyors, Roflcactus and Mischa, as well as resident M.O.T., Matt Haze, plus a live performance by Ziva Hadar - you'll KVELL!
All Xmas Orphans (even *you*, goyim!) are welcome to join us.
You get all this for only TEN measly bucks. Limited $5 admission before 7pm with RSVP.
OY...WHAT A BARGAIN!